Yowwwwwzzzzzaaaaa!!!!Now THIS is exactly the “sprinkle-in-a-story-between-all-the-smut” kind of book I’m talking about!I think there’s some guy named Ryan.There’s definitely a handjob…in a club, in a garage, in a muscle car, in a bedroom, in a shower, in a kitchen. With a handjob here and a handjob there, here a handjob, there a handjob, everywhere a handjob…There might be another guy named Jeff.Jeff tops. And then bottoms like a champ. And is hung like a horse. And talks dirty like a porn star.Oh yea, and there’s an 8-yr old girl thrown in for some angst and a potential custody battle with a druggy ex-flame...but that's beside the point...And there’s lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex.Which should make me HAPPY…except I got to the 70% mark of the book…and it ended. Yup…right into the “About the Author” and then a bunch of random crap afterwards. So despite being thrilled by the porn-on-page, I was grouchy by being shortchanged. Grrrrr…when will publishers learn…?